omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
Favorite story of the morning
This has to be the fakest thing I’ve ever read
This is true I was the other girl
This is 100% true i was the barista
and i was the janitor sitting in the corner on my 10 minute break playing a fully orchestrated song composed with the different pitches of jars filled with my own piss.
I can 100% confirm this actually happened.
I was the bus
I was the crop top
boy: *takes girls phone*
girl: haha stop (:
boy: *chucks it at the wall*
girl: come on tyler give me my phone back (:
boy: *shatters screen*
girl: aw tyler youre so cute (:
- Depression does not make you mysterious
- Anxiety is not cute
- Eating disorders are not fashionable
- You do not have OCD just because you like your books a certain way on the shelf
- Self harm is an expression of pain, not a fashion accessory
Mental health disorders are just as real and just as serious as ‘physical illnesses’, stop trying to romanticise them.
I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life
Pure
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
words i use in every sentence:
That’s a sentence right there
Forwards and backwards
You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence
ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr
